chain letter hits the blogs... blame helmey...

I hate chain letters and when they come in the mail, I pretend not to see them and toss them. But I am embarrassingly superstitious so when Princess Mikkimoto tagged me with this chain letter, I had to respond. Also, since non-compliance apparently results in spontaneous combustion, which sounds sort of painful, I'll do it. But not before I blame Helmet, too, since he tagged Princess in the first place.
Here it is:

8 things to do in my life...

1. Take a trip to Greece with my friends and sing ABBA songs the entire time.
2. Start my own business.
3. Have a reason to do a book tour.
4. Finish a marathon.
5. Learn how to dance. (Really. I cannot dance. At all. At least not in a way that is acceptable outside the toddler crowd.)
6. Own a beach house.
7. Learn to surf.
8. Have the chance to spoil my grandchildren so incredibly rotten that my kids get mad at me and talk to each other behind my back but so that my grandkids adore being at me house.

Alright... I hate to do this, but I have no tagbacks. I may be a chain letter loser, but cannot keep the chain going. If you feel like answering so that I don't spontaneously combust, please do, but if not, don't. So there.