Friday, October 10, 2008

10 signs it's time to go back to work...

10. You're starting to read into the dark undertones of the "I'm a Little Teapot" song, especially when accompanied by the cute dance gestures.

9. You've organized and cleaned out all of the closets in the house. Twice.

8. You find yourself noticing sexual references (intentional or not, you decide) in episodes of Sesame Street and then giggle throughout the entire show.

7. Your friends have to remind you not to refer to the restroom as the "potty" or to say "bye-bye" instead of "goodbye" when you're out with adults.

6. You think that the time your two-year old said "Mama Say" instead of "Namaste" when you were "playing" yoga was so funny that you not only told everyone about it, but started whispering "Mama Say" to yourself at the end of your yoga class.

5. You have the same haircut as your five-year old.

4. You get excited about a trip to Toys R Us.

3. You've developed a taste for butter. On everything.

2. Potty talk is starting to seem pretty funny, instead of disgusting and juvenile.

1. Your toddler has begun to respond to what she believes is your constant nagging with "Relax, Mama..."

4 comments:

Jessica said...

Butter on everything...

I had all the other symptoms but that must be a later one....

Becky said...

OMG this is hilarious! #5 is my favorite. You guys both have very cute hair though.

amy said...

Aw, thanks Becks! But still, it's a bit embarrassing to both have the same haircut!

Marketing Mama said...

funny. love the yoga one. :)