10. When you've agreed months ago to host a parent meeting at your house, but didn't have time between work, picking up the kids from school/daycare, making dinner, and putting out refreshments, baby wipes clean the bathroom awfully fast (and they leave a clean, fresh scent, too!)
9. And if you hand one to your two year old, they automatically start wiping everything. This is a helpful cleaning situation.
8. Baby wipes clean up those pesky snot trails your kids leave on your shoulders, and if you don't notice them until just before you walk into a meeting, you probably still have a little baggy of wipes in your purse and you can just do a quick swipe.
7. If you don't have time to really wash your car, you can pull out the babywipes while you're in the drive-thru part of the carwash and quickly wipe up the dash. Again, baby fresh scent!
6. They're also pretty good for tire rims...
5. three words--dog poo on shoe
4. Eight year olds are much less mortified (and less likely to talk about you in therapy later on) if you take a wipe out of your purse to clean off their mouth before running into school than if you lick your finger and wipe it off.
3. In a pinch, one could hypothetically substitute a wipe wash for a real bath.
2. And in that same hypothetical situation, baby wipe shampoos take the greasy edge off dirty kid hair.
1. And continuing on with the hypothetical thread, in a desperate pinch, one could use a babywipe to wipe off sweat from a hypothetical run, as well as hypothetically wipe down one's head to take off the greasy sheen. Ta da! Momma Shower!
Hypothetically, it might be a good idea to not get too close to me this morning...
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Um, "dog poo on shoe" is four words. Just sayin'....
Um, did I ever mention I was an English major? Anyway, does "on" really count as a word?
a must for small areas on hardwood floors and staircases, a mini mop!
Baby wipes are the most under-rated item on Earth.
(I'm not sure what they've got on Mars or Jupiter, but on Earth, baby wipes rule.)
p.s. "on" is a half-word, I think.
Okay, I'll change to 3.5 words... ;)
cracking up...
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